I Conquered Two Countries

I really didn't mean to do it. It was totally an accident. I know - I bet you never knew that someone could conquer one country by accident, let alone two. Well, hey - I read yesterday about a woman who gave birth to a 9lb 9oz baby - and she didn't even know she was pregnant. So cut me some slack here, wouldja?

You wanna see what happened?



I was just cleaning things up and...

Poor guys.

Hahahaha!!