Ok, so the other night I had this really strange dream - who knows what it could possibly mean!!
I was mostly a spectator - but, there were these women coming in and they needed to show this person (man, woman, I don't know) their knockers. So they would open their robe, show the knockers, then close the robe and leave the room.
Ok then. Whatever.
But that's not even the weird part yet.
There was this one woman and she had with her two of her kids. Two boys. One was two months old and one was two years old. When asked to show her knockers, she lifts one of the voluptuous knockers up in her hand - and there was a face on it! On her knocker - like her knocker was a little human head hanging off of her body!!! Oh my!
And it looked just like her sons, and she said that her two year old was jealous of it.
And then I saw the mouth move on the 'knocker-head' and the woman says, "Yeah, the mouth even moves, and that really upsets him." (referring to the two year old)
Ok, then - who wants to dissect that weirdo dream?!